Offseason Hilarity
A eulogy for Flakoglost
It was the best drunken rambling wreck of a pro/rel podcast there ever was.
The New Kit: What might this year’s Colorado Rapids jersey look like?
The yellow kit is to be retired. What will take its place? Here are some suggestions.
Best Podcasts of 2016: Pt. 2
We count down to the four best podcasts of 2016.
Best Podcasts of 2016: Pt. 1
You can’t get all your soccer knowledge from Burgundy Wave. Here are a few of the best podcasts that football had to offer this past year.
Advanced theories in roster dynamics for 2017
As soon as the playoffs ended for the Rapids, the front office turned its attention to 2017. What might the team be thinking of doing?
Jermaine Jones: Free Agent Baby (?)
JJ out? To Mexico? Europe? China?
Burgundy Wave vs Crown Town Soccer: The SB50 Bet
Yep, we write soccer stuff. But Throwball is cool on occasion too.
BWave Flakoglost FIFA Tourney Post-Game Show
There was beer, and FIFA; the esteemed podmasters of Flakoglost and the writers of Burgundy Wave. There were golazos and there was swearing. Mostly, a good time was had by all.
How to Watch: Burgundy Wave/Flakoglost in FIFA 16
Yes, we like to have fun and we like to hang out together. And we like football.
Palguta Memorial Depth Meter--Holiday 2015 Edition
As we celebrate the Winter Solstice and the end of 2015, the time felt right to break out the Scott Palguta Memorial Depth Meter.
MLS Cup 2015: Who Ya Got?
The final for MLS Cup 2015 was set on Sunday night with two final exciting legs and a Championship Match that no one could have predicted.
Could the Rapids go for Vela?
Reports suggest that it could happen.
Season Review: The Best Soccer Podcasts, Pt II
Three. Two. One. These soccer pods are a must listen for the obsessive fan of MLS, the USMNT, and the world's most popular game.
Season Review: Best Soccer Podcasts of 2015, Pt. I
Do you have lots of drive time? Sick of NPR or morning zoo radio stupidity? Need something thoughtful to listen to at the gym instead of Abba and the BeeGees on infinite shuffle? Here's my favorite podcasts of 2015, part one.
Rapids Season Preview - Storylines
Part three of our season preview covers some storylines for the upcoming year.
Rapids Season Preview - Team
Part one of our enormous Colorado Rapids season preview.
Rapids Season Preview - Philosophy
Part two of our giant season preview covers the team's style, formation, and overall philosophy.
Rapids Season Preview - Expectations
The final part of our big season preview covers expectations for the upcoming Rapids season.
Who Will Face the MLS All Stars?
I'm ready to find out who the opponents will be for the MLS All-Stars. Who do you believe the opponent will be?
2014 Rapids Review - @ Sounders
Ten days after the debacle at The Dick, the Burgundy Boys hit the road in Seattle.
2014 Rapids Review - vs. Galaxy
A humorous look at the August 20 match which was one of the more gut-wrenching defeats of the 2014 Rapids Review.
2014 Rapids Review - @ DC United
The August 17 match at DC United for all intents and purposes ended the Rapids season.
Anatomy of a Fan, Part IV: Short-Term Memory
With the 2015 schedule out, the draft picks, and the offseason moves, and the epic nature of that 'stache, fans can now put 2014 behind them.
2014 Rapids Review: @ Dallas
The 2014 Review trucks along as the Rapids headed to Frisco for the last time in the 2014 season on August 9.
2014 Review: Match 22--Rapids vs Real Salt Lake
The Rapids lost the Rocky Mountain Cup on August 2 in typical Rapids fashion.
Where is the best place to sit at a Rapids game?
Where is the best place to sit at a Rapids game?
So MLS Is a Retirement League? I'm OK with That!
With Frank Lampard (apparently) coming to NYCFC and now Stephen Gerrard coming to the LA Galaxy, out come the boo-birds, bemoaning that MLS is actually a retirement home for past-their-prime European players. But is this a bad thing?
2014 Rapids Review - @ Revolution
The 2014 Review continues in what would be the first loss of seven in a row for the Rapids as they end 2014 on a 0-12-2 skid.
2014 Review: Match 20--Rapids vs Chivas USA
The 2014 Review hits a watershed day: July 25--the last game the Rapids won in 2014
What Must Go Into the Fan Experience at DSGP?
Fan experiences at stadiums may cost teams more money, but the short-term loss in cash will be a long-term gain as far as memories. The result? Lifelong fans through thick and thin.
2014 Rapids Review - @ Timbers
The 2014 Review continues on with a July 19 match in Portland to take on the Timbers
2014 Rapids Review: @ Philadelphia
The second half of the 2014 season started with a July 12 to Philadelphia to take on the Union