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Five straight losses is bad. Five straight losses going into a game against arguably the best attacking team in MLS while all of your center backs are in full-body ace bandages is probably worse.
It's time for the Rapids vs. Sounders match, and I'm sure it's going to end incredibly well for the away side. What could possibly go wrong?