Santos Laguna 2 Colorado Rapids 1 - Lol Friendlies

Look, we all know that nobody knows exactly what happened in New Mexico tonight except for the few people who were there, since it wasn't streamed or televised. It was, of course, a friendly anyway, so it doesn't particularly matter.

So instead, I will just take the knowledge that Kevin Harbottle scored a golazo on a free kick and make this the recap:

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This has been Burgundy Wave's recap of the Santos vs. Rapids friendly. Thank you for joining us!