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"Hey Jamie! I've passed stones with more accuracy!"
- Me, heckling Jamie Smith after a particularly bad pass.
"Hey Jamie! You're playing like Colin Clark... AFTER the ACL tear!"
- Me, heckling Jamie Smith after an awful turnover.
And a bonus NSFW quotable after the jump!
"For fucks sake, Jamie! I've seen better ball management at a gay bar!"
- Me, heckling Jamie Smith after he did something I can't remember.