Ho ho ho! You want conspiracy theories? We got conspiracy theories!

Omar Cummings got traded to Houston, but how did he do with the Rapids last season?

Shane O'Neill wasn't bad when we saw him, but we need more time to evaluate.

Yeah, barely remembered Harrison Henao, too.

Who? Oh, right, Ross LaBauex, had almost forgotten about him.

Apparently Soccer By Ives thinks that the Rapids are going to pick DeShorn Brown in the SuperDraft. Ives is about as wrong as he can be about the pick, sadly.

Pablo Mastroeni played in two games last year. The Rapids won both of those games. COINCIDENCE?! Yeah, probably.

Cryptic, I say!

As a super sub, Jamie Smith was up and down, but generally pretty good coming back from injury.

Joseph Nane was all right for a couple of games, and not anywhere near all right for the other couple.