And for your 'Altitude Screw Up of the Day', you'll notice that Vancouver has changed their lineup quite a bit for this gam- what do you mean we're playing Dallas?
And for your 'Altitude Screw Up of the Day', we present former Seattle Sounders and current Timbers legend 'Mike Fuciot'.
Colorado's gameplan for tomorrow
Chicago got Quaker Oatmeal as their sponsor? Only one thing to do!
Chris Goddamn Stewart is there to support the Rapids on his day off. UZ will appreciate this.
Ah, du... PLAYOFFS? YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT... PLAYOFFS? YOU KIDDING ME? PLAYOFFS?
The Timbers are now my second favorite team in MLS and they don't even exist yet. This is just freakin' awesome. (Picture stolen from our friends at Dynamo Theory)