I just found this wonderful article from November of last year. If anyone ever tries to tell you that Bleacher Report is a decent site, point them to this article.
I think my favorite part is when they say the following:
"I mean, how can you play a sport like soccer, which requires literally several miles of running per match, and still be fat?"
Despite the fact that apparently he thinks there has never been an athletic overweight person, the best part is that probably 40 of the 50 aren't even that overweight looking. Wayne Rooney and Diego Maradona? Really?