Free hat party!
by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 8:37 PM MST
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PrintFree hats for everyone who posts within!*
Seriously, I never get any comments around here so I figured a stupid lolz fest like this would do the trick. Or more likely, it will get 4 comments, two of them posted by me asking where all the other comments are. I'm on to you people!
*Free hats will probably be made of newspaper or some similar material, maybe I'll just give you a cardboard shoe box and call it a hat. Actually just about anything can be worn on the head, so what constitutes a hat? Maybe I'll give out all those 300 hats that are lying in my closet that I owned as a child, like that Reds hat that I got from little league when they named all of the teams after actual MLB teams and I got stuck on the Reds but the stupid Red Sox got the really big kid who I'm pretty sure was on steroids at age 6 and wound up winning whatever the hell the championship we had in that age was and we found it really funny since when I was 6 the Red Sox still really sucked and weren't sweeping the Rockies in the world series, but that's another story. Also free hat probably not included because I don't know where any of you people live.
Another genius post from a Burgundy Wave reader! Naturally, this post in no way represents the ideas of the Editors of BW, just the person who posted this.
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I don’t want a hat, but I’ll post on here!
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BALH!MBDB VGD<BJKE c!
Poop.
by Jedidiah Bertram on Feb 3, 2011 8:41 PM MST reply actions
I’ll fly out to California to give you your free hat immediately.
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 8:43 PM MST up reply actions
I like hats!
Holding you to that Lady Gaga tweet
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by Kevin McCauley on Feb 3, 2011 8:50 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
i just do what kevin tells me
seriously i got that kind of time
by theroosevelts on Feb 3, 2011 8:53 PM MST up reply actions
“You know I’ll do it too, cause I’m CA-RAZY!” #UHF
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 8:53 PM MST up reply actions
Blame Stumptown Footy for giving me the idea.
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 8:53 PM MST up reply actions
Hey now!
Blaming the Timbers fans almost makes you a Flounders fan…. I kid.
We are CA-RAZY over at Stumptown.
"Do or Do not there is no Try"
Yoda
Lets not say things we can’t take back, now
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 10:37 PM MST up reply actions
This post lacks comments. I get more about paper planes.
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"College is only 4 years, but the Eagles are for life." - Ironhank
Kevin obviously doesn’t know that I secretly want excuses to sing Lady Gaga songs on youtube
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Also, if you’re giving out hats, you should stick with the Lady Gaga theme. I want this one.
Singing Lady Gaga songs on YouTube has been known to lead to bad romances.
Okay, that was terrible, but I needed something to say to drive up the comment count on this thread so you can sing Lady Gaga. It’s we all want to see, right?
Is Paul Holmgren really bad at managing the salary cap? Does Matt Stairs enjoy getting his ass hammered by guys?
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I don’t think so, Tim
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 9:28 PM MST up reply actions
That show is right on a generation gap
I think kids 2 years younger than me don’t get that reference
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by Kevin McCauley on Feb 3, 2011 9:30 PM MST up reply actions
I don’t know how much older/younger I am than you but I can say that most people younger than me don’t know it either.
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 9:40 PM MST up reply actions
I am 30
I and I am lost…… Of course I am always lost when it comes to pop culture (unless is it B movies like Evil Dead)
"Do or Do not there is no Try"
Yoda
I like how the only actual conversation to take place in here was about Home Improvement.
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 10:50 PM MST up reply actions
“Tim” was a reference to “Tim Taylor”? This thread just got better.
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by Scott Kessler on Feb 4, 2011 12:06 AM MST up reply actions
Naturally
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by UZ on Feb 4, 2011 12:17 AM MST up reply actions
Army of Darkness > Rest of the Evil Dead series (I’m 19).
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by Scott Kessler on Feb 4, 2011 12:06 AM MST up reply actions
The people want Lady Gaga
And Lady Gaga we will have.
by Ben Schneider on Feb 3, 2011 9:25 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
I asked JO to and he didn't respond to my IM, so DO IT
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by Kevin McCauley on Feb 3, 2011 9:32 PM MST up reply actions
that IM must have come after I signed out
But sure, let’s play
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by Jeremiah Oshan on Feb 4, 2011 1:47 AM MST up reply actions
Really just depends how badly you want to hear me sing LoveGame
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 9:38 PM MST up reply actions
Ahh what the hell
I must see the video.
Life is the highway, but personal experiences are the journey
3/10 of the way there :0
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 9:45 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
I want a fedora.
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I think that CFC is the only place people have actually showed up from, strangely.
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 10:37 PM MST up reply actions
Yeah it's basically CFC + My roommates
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by Kevin McCauley on Feb 3, 2011 10:39 PM MST up reply actions
Hey now, Justin and I showed up from tBG.
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by Scott Kessler on Feb 4, 2011 12:07 AM MST up reply actions
I think CFC is the only place people have actually come from. Spurs party up in here!
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 10:38 PM MST up reply actions
Crazy jon wants a free hat
when he see’s you sat night…
GIVE ME THAT HAT.
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
YOUR FREE HAT WILL BE FAR TOO SMALL FOR YOUR HEAD SIR
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 10:34 PM MST up reply actions
udamrite
A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
One from the Rocky Mountain News and one from the Denver Post coming up
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by UZ on Feb 3, 2011 11:07 PM MST up reply actions
bitch please
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by UZ on Feb 4, 2011 10:13 AM MST up reply actions 2 recs
In related news, I'll enjoy seeing you guys beat us twice in Championship play again next year, eh?
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by UZ on Feb 4, 2011 10:13 AM MST up reply actions
Wait, what
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by UZ on Feb 4, 2011 5:17 PM MST up reply actions
I collect hats.
Adding new ones to my (pretty damn small) collection is never a bad thing.
Also, sorry to hear about Palace. COYS
I told you the free hat idea would work
But, I was actually talking about freeing Hat McCullum. He was sent to prison in ’82; a convicted, confessed murderer of 23 babies.
I’ll just switch to hot dogs then
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by UZ on Feb 4, 2011 3:59 PM MST up reply actions
How about tinfoil hats
so the aliens can’t mind control us anymore?
I can make a newspaper hat in about five seconds now. But I've one-upped that.
I made a papier-mache fedora for the University of Oregon’s president and presented it to him about a month ago. (He’s a noted fedora enthusiast.) This may be the crowning achievement of my three years of college so far.
Wherever you are, here you go.
And you better believe I want a hat now.
Wherever you are, here you go.
by thehemogoblin on Feb 6, 2011 2:41 AM MST up reply actions
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